Sunday, August 3, 2014

Crow Tastes Awful


Crow tastes awful, and I mean AWFUL!!  If you didn't see in my facebook postings I got beat by my geriatric brother Robb. Let me rephrase that, I got beat by my talented, handsome, and stronger brother who never stops reminding me of his greatness. Oh how despise getting beat. But yes, he won fair and square by a measly 20 seconds. 

THE RACE

We left my parents house on Friday afternoon. The siblings who came left their children at home in hopes of avoiding having to swim after a little one in the big river that the race surrounds. After driving the 2 hours to Burley Idaho, we started checking in and heading over to the bike set up. Robb and I are both a bit of a mess on race day so we meticulously laid each of our items out and prayed we didn't forget anything. Competition aside we both genuinely hoped that the others race would go smoothly and we shared racing strategy as we set up.   If we were more spiteful we probably would have laced each others Gatorades with milk as we are both highly lactose intolerant making for a terrible day for the other. That not being the case (although we both thought about it) we spent 2 hours setting out gear, pinning on numbers, and discussing the quickest way to get through the course. bikesHere we are setting up at the bike transition. That night my dad, sister (Trish), brother in law (Tyler), brother (Spencer), Robb, and his wife Carlie, and I set up tents on the golf course about 200 meters away from the starting line. This is the first year that we have done this and it was ideal. Each of our 'waves' started at different times so it took away the stress of getting everyone to the starting line at separate times. It would not be a Lifferth campout if there was not a small amount of silliness going on. Which is how I captured this gem of a photo...photo 3 (7)It can be argued that we had drank a few too many drinks prior to this shot, but truthfully we got the laughs and the flash was blinding us. It was so fun to talk as siblings. Most the time we are all chasing our kids and I think we were all feeling a bit relieved to only be taking care of ourselves.. :)  The morning of we all woke up with pre-race jitters. We choked down bagels, peanut butter and a few bananas and headed to the line. My start time was 20 minutes before Robbs and 50 minutes from the two relay teams. prerace Here we are just after we all took 20 minutes to get these skin tight wet suits on. Then right after I get the dang thing on I had to go pee again! A word to the wise, you might not want to borrow my
wetsuit...
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 Here is a picture from the start of the race. Yes, it's impossible to tell who is who. But if I were to guess, I was the one near the back who was getting dunked by all the fast people.  Oh by the way, notice the person out there in the HO life jacket? Yep, they got disqualified but you can't blame them for trying! The swim was Robb and my weaknesses. We both got out of the water in 20 minutes (although our start times were not the same). In comparison, Trish and Spencer, who were on separate relays, swam it in 14 minutes.  Robb and I thought about swimming faster but we wanted to leave room to grow for next year. ;) The bike went well for both both of us.  Biking is Robb's sport and he averaged 21.5 mph. Although biking is not my main event I did ride well for myself and buzzed along at 19.3 mph.  I knew that once I got off the bike I would have to high tail it on the 10k to make up time. Robb came off the bike and was heard yelling to his wife, "how much time do I have on Stacie!?"  At least I had him scared for a little while. :)  After the bike Robb had me by about 7 minutes. The bonus about being a runner in a triathlon is that your strongest event is last.  So no matter what i'm always looking forward to the end of the race. I pushed myself up the small hill at the beginning and ran on cruise control for the rest of the race. I had side cramps that were bothering me throughout most of it but I able to push through and pace out at 7:16 pace for the 6 miles.  Once Robb stopped yelling to his wife for his time,  he also put it in high gear and ran about 8:15 pace. run By the end of the race we were both totally gassed. Like I said, my heat started 20 minutes ahead of Robb's so I waited for him to come through. When he came across the line I knew it was going to be close. After anxiously awaiting our results we confirmed that over a two and a half hour racing period Robb and I came across at almost the SAME time.  Robb ran 2:28.28 while I ran a 2:28.49. HE WON. You would have thought he won a blasted Gold medal and (maybe you would have thought I just lost a gold medal).  Robb whooped and howled and jumped circles around me while I slowly grinned in disbelief (and possibly said a curse word that I am repenting for.)   It was then and there that I knew that I was going to have to listen to his taunting for a full year.  Perhaps if I would have grasped thetrue  terribleness of this I would have renegotiated on the original deal. But no, there I was, dead tired, listening like a 12 year old girl being teased by her 17 year old brother about how I got beat.  He was singing and dancing,  hooting and hollaring, saying "Hey, take a picture of us! I just won!"  Note: It does sound cruel for him to treat me this way. But really I don't get beat by my brothers very often so it was warranted. And win he did, by the skin of his teeth! Pride, root beer and a social media 'Ode to the Other' on the line! victoryOh how I wanted that root beer... and oh how I still want to snatch it out of his sticky little fingers. I also have to give a shout out to my dad and Spencer(2:21.21) , as well as Trish and Tyler (2:21.44) who also did great on the relay side of things and took 2nd place respectively in their categories. Notice how they also finished within 20 seconds of each other. What are the chances?! Throughout the past week I've had a few people say to me, "so what happened to you?" In which I had to laugh. "What happened to me?  Well, I got beat."   I ran that race 100% and so did he and I simply got beat.  It reminded me of a quote by Prefontaine that my coach used to tell us:      "Sure there will be a lot of pressure. And a lot of us will be facing more experienced competitors, and maybe we don't have any right to win. But all I know is if I go out and bust my gut until I black out and somebody still beats me, and if I have made that guy reach down and use everything he has and then more, why then it just proves that on that day he's a better man than I. " So Robert, at that race, you were the better competitor than I. But hopefully I forced you to give it everything you absolutely had. So today, you go ahead, drink your root beer, enjoy tomorrow's ODE TO ROBERT, but next year brother, you better be ready because I am coming!
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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Stitches, Funerals and Blessings


You'll have to forgive me for the lack of posting. The last two weeks have been exciting, fun, and exhausting to say the least. The new baby in and of itself has brought my 'pace' to a resounding halt, throw in a few more life happenings and the blog has officially stopped. My apologies, hopefully I can keep it moving! Just over a week ago my 91 year old Grandfather passed away. He was a good man who unfortunately spent the last 5 years of his life ill. We are happy that he is in heaven with his 2 wives. One of his wives passed away during childbirth and he later remarried my Grandmother. He was a valiant member of the military and participated in all 7 major battles of WWII. He received full military honors at his funeral which I thought was pretty awesome. fune2I thought the most moving part of the ceremony was when the flag was presented to his daughters and Captain Shawn Edwards said, "On behalf of the President of the United States of America we thank you for His service..." It was a very patriotic ceremony. As you can see from the next picture this funeral was not really a sad occasion for us. We were so glad to see family and to have the rare opportunity to have all my siblings together. Here is a picture of my siblings and I. From cutest to oldest. OOPS! I meant from youngest to oldest! siblings









However, the fun did not stop there! At the viewing my 2 year old tripped and hit his head on an end table so we headed over the Instacare to get stitches. The nurses showed him a popsicle and he sat there snug as a bug as they stitched him up. The things we will do for a sweet!photo 5 (5)photo 1 (11) Awesome right?  We finished the weekend off by giving our baby it's blessing. Our church (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka: Mormons) gives their babies a blessing soon after they are born. This is a big occasion in which all the family comes to celebrate the birth of the new little one. It just happened to work out that the funeral was 2 days before the baby blessing so all the family was in town!  Our weekend was full of yard work, house cleaning, and food prep. Everything went off without a hitch and the day was very special for us! us The more kids we get the more impossible family pictures are becoming. Oh wait, this time it was Mitch misbehaving. MITCHELL!


  pyperCould our little lady be any more adorable!?! Laura from www.thecornerhouseblog.com made her dress for us. I designed it after my Mother's wedding dress which I absolutely adored. This sweet baby fills us with love and gives us 9 hours of sleep. I have nothing to complain about! The following week we decided to have some special family time (with our little family) and set up a tent in the back yard. The kids were having so much fun, the baby and I were hanging out in the hammock and finally everything was calm and peaceful. We brought an old box T.V. into the tent to watch Cinderella as everyone fell asleep. Yes, we thought we were awesome too. At least we THOUGHT that until our oldest jumped off the mattress and hit her head on the corner of the T.V.. Back to the hospital we went! SERIOUSLY! Could insurance be any more worth it for us?! She ended up getting stitches in the same place as Max, on the same side, and even the same amount.  Please, don't turn us in to child protective services. I swear, each accident was legit. I always wondered if I would know when I should take my kid in for stitches or not. For those parents who have never had a kid get stictches, I assure you, you'll know. Their head is split WIDE open.photo (4)Here they are sharing their 'stitches' love. Twinner scars, twinner craziness. Wish us luck that the following week will be free of emergency rooms and that we can protect our 3rd child from having to get stitches on her head! :)     

Sibling Rivalry


Growing up with 5 siblings, the idea of sibling rivalry was always thriving.  If we were headed to the lake it was who could ‘cut’ on a slalom ski the best. If it was outside weeding it was who could pull the longest root. So when my older brother Robb  challenged me to the Spudman Triathlon in Burley Idaho, I knew I could not back down. What’s on the line you ask? First and most importantly of all, PRIDE. Secondly, a 6 pack of glass bottle root beer (We’re Mormon what’d you expect?). So today I thought we would kick off the rivalry with top 5 reasons that we will be beating each other. Please, read this with a hint of sarcasm and sweet sibling rivalry love in mind. :) 5 Reasons Robb will lose:
  1. Robb is old. The only way he can make it through the race is if he takes at least 3 bathroom stops.
  2. His training has been bike based, whereas mine has been running based. Running ALWAYS wins.
  3. His arrogance will be his demise.
  4. Robb will be running on little twig spindles for legs that could snap at any moment.
  5. The race does not provide Ensure which will likely throw him off his regular schedule.
5 Reasons Stacie WILL get beat: 
  1. Stacie just had a baby and is in the worst shape of her life right now.
  2. Her arrogance will be her demise.
  3. Because I really, really want to beat her.
  4. My training has been biking based, which is 65% of the race, and her training wheels will slow her down.
  5. Stacie is at a disadvantage because she just found out she can’t use her arm floaties on the swim portion.
rivalry   May the favorite child WIN!

Summer in a Glance

 Summer happenings are suddenly all getting blurred into one! agh! I wish I had more time to journal our life! You'll have to get the play by play.

Mitch and Ellie June 2014 livin' it up at the lake. Ellie LOVES the lake like her mom and is constantly trying to jump in!
 Little Pyper at 3 months. She's a sweet little girl who loves her momma. She'll cry and cry for everyone else but the moment her mom picks her up she smiles. It's aggravating and heart warming all at the same time. Oh how I love her.
 Mitch continues to be a fabulous Dad. I often think about how lucky I am to have him as a husband. He was by far my best catch. I feel like I married him for 10 great things and was totally happy. Now that he's a dad I've realized he has millions of great attributes and is getting more and more each day. I am the luckiest girl alive.  Here he is taking Ellie on her first date. She was so excited.
 Seriously this guy kills me. He is such a ham. He is talking more and more each day and always wakes up smiling.  Today when dad asked him to do something he looked at him, raised his finger up and said "1 minute dad, just 1 minute".  He and his big sister are inseparable and for that my heart is happy. They are best buds.  Max is who we have to watch so Pyper does not get hugged to death. He calls her "Hyp" or "Hyppa".  If Pyper is not in the room he's off looking for her saying, "Momma, where's Hyppa?" He is a little heart melter.
 Ellie is loving having a little sister. She is constantly wanting to hold her and show her off to her neighborhood friends. Pyp watches cartoons on Ellie's lap and Ellie loves feeding her a bottle.
Here we are at the air show with Mat and Keira just before they had baby Kate. How did Keira escape all my pictures?!  We love the air show. It's hot, a long walk, and the kids usually are crying by the end. Oh wait, I guess I don't really love it. But I will say that we love the pictures from the air show. :)

Stitches- Round 2

Am I really posting this? The same week we got Max's stitches out we headed to the ER for a second time to get more stitches in but this time for Ellie! The crazy thing is that is was also the head, also on the left side and just above the eyebrow!

Mitch and I decided to have a backyard campout so we set up the tent and set out the pads and sleeping bags. We also brought out an old square T.V./VCR combo. Ellie was so stoked to be out in a tent and was bouncing off the wall. In one excited bounce she jumped off the mattress and slipped at the last moment sending her head first into the corner of the TV. It was disgusting. I could see right down to the white pourous looking surface. Maybe the skull (i'd have to look in the old Anatomy book to tell you exactly what I was looking at).  Of course, it was nearly ten o clock so every doctor office was closed except one.  Mitch took her in while I laid Max and Pyper down. No sooner did I close my eyes and they were back (only it was 4 hours later, I was just really tired). She like Max, got 3 stitches.
 Tired Max and I watching the stars while Mitch and El had to instacare
 A miserable and very tired Ellie post stitches

 Twinner scars!
Best buds. I called the doctor and you know what he said? No more Dorius kids jumpin on the beds!  I know lame. but I'm a mom so I can say lame and embarrassing things! :)

Sunday, June 1, 2014

First Time Stiches

For the first time in our parenting career we ended up with a trip to instacare for stitches. At my Grandpa's viewing Max tripped and hit his head on an end table. Convenient for us, instacare was right across the street so we simply walked over and got him stitched up!
 He sure was a brave little guy.
 We bribed him with a popsicle for some good pics. The things they'll do for food. I promise we feed him.
 It was not all happy times at the doctors office and with reason as the last stitch was completed in a spot that was not totally numb. Now we will always remember Grandpa from this cute little scar. :) More pics from Grandpa's incredible funeral to come soon!

Blessing Day!

Today was a big day for us here at the Dorius house. We blessed Pyper Grace. She has been such a joy in our home and her quite spirit brings happiness and warmth to our heart. She is our earliest to sleep through the night as she started doing it at 1.5 months. I'm telling you it is amazing.

Mitch gave her a beautiful blessing that included: She would have a good sense of humor as she will need it in our family, courage to stand up for what's right,  an ability to see the end and to have perspective, and a desire to go to the temple with a worthy spouse one day. It was just lovely.






 Elise, Ellie, and Avery just talkin as ladies. Don't ask me what Ellie is wearing. She said she needed bloomers to finish off the outfit.
 Part of the crowd enjoying the nearly flawless day.
 Aunt Ashlee enjoying some baby time.
 Our other aunt Ashlee enjoying some baby time with Pyper's cousin, Lillian.
 ....and all these handsome men!
We sure love our Grandparents!